The problem with playing the French fleet in Dystopian Wars (the minis game I just posted pics of) is that, if I…

The problem with playing the French fleet in Dystopian Wars (the minis game I just posted pics of) is that, if I start doing a French accent while playing, I end up sliding into French, and then my opponent gets mad because they don’t understand me and think “cochon” is some kind of insult….