{"id":3533,"date":"2009-04-13T14:45:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T18:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortaine.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/13\/paperless-fail"},"modified":"2009-04-13T14:45:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T18:45:47","slug":"paperless-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortaine.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/13\/paperless-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Paperless: Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I signed up for paperless billing on my T-Mobile account:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortaine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/paperlessfail.png\" width=\"480\" height=\"178\" alt=\"PaperlessFail.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Fail.<\/p>\n<p>In unrelated news: My web hosting company decided to move all my servers at 2 AM yesterday morning, completely breaking every server I had, including email (which bounced), web services, everything. And they notified me&#8230;. by email. At 2 AM on Easter Sunday. 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