{"id":2355,"date":"2006-12-11T16:05:43","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortaine.com\/blog\/humor\/geek-humor\/"},"modified":"2006-12-11T16:05:43","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:05:43","slug":"geek-humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mortaine.com\/blog\/humor\/geek-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Originally posted to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netfunny.com\/rhf\/jokes\/01\/Apr\/geek.html\">rec.humor.funny<\/a>.]<\/p>\n<p>My husband, his best friend, and I were out to lunch the other day when his  friend pulled out his new Visor (a Palm-based PDA) with the Cingular-based  cellphone attachment. We were discussing the limitations of the phone,  namely that it can send instant messages to Cingular and Verizon  cellphones, but not Internet-based email. 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