Where are the orchards of muffins?

It’s Baker’s Field, right? Where are the muffin farms?

We’re on our way to LA today. I’m speaking tonight at the STC San Gabriel chapter at 6. On writing a computer book. Should be exciting and fun. Meanwhile, we got the very last spot at the park last night– and when we pulled in, someone had parked his truck in our space! HA! (He moved, it was coo’).

I could really go for Starbucks and a muffin this morning. Now that we’re out of the mountains, I find myself longing for something that says “this food is identical to the food you ate before you got in this RV of insanity.” John was even craving McDonald’s yesterday! We’re listening to Malcolm Gladwell’s book Blink in the car right now, and we’re on the part about marketing and thin slicing for food purchasing decisions. I wish he’d talk about how the marketing obscures the presence of horrible things in your food, but this isn’t a book on food purity and politics.

In RV-news, our nearly-new (we bought it just over a month ago) sewer hose spouted a leak yesterday. Since I am Sewer Girl for the RV… well, it was not a pretty sight. We stopped in Fresno and bought our third sewer hose since buying the RV in March. Three hoses! The first one leaked due to damage, though, so we’ll forgive it. The one yesterday split at the seam– and it turns out the damn thing has a seam running all the way around it! If you don’t know, sewer hoses look like an accordion tube. There’s a device you can get that will convert your sewer waste into particles small enough to go down an ordinary garden hose, but they’re bulky and require installation– we would probably have one professionally installed, and that means stopping somewhere for more than a day. What I want to know is why they can’t make a 3″ wide sewer hose out of garden hose material. My garden hoses never spontaneously spring a leak!

The walk to Hawaii continues, though not as fast as I intended. I have trouble hitting more than 4000 steps a day– still much better than the <1000 I was doing before strapping the pedometer to my waist, but not as many as the 10000 steps I need to be doing if I want to get to Hawaii in 2009. I also haven't weighed myself this week-- I tend to do that mid-week, so it's between weekends, though since I walk more on weekends, maybe I should do it on Mondays. Ah, well. This note reminds me to check in with my Hawaii Walkers and see how the rest of us are doing, too.

Tuolumne River

A quick sketch in pen and watercolor of the Tuolumne River. We stopped here on the way down, after the windy road, so Alladin’s stomach could settle.

Attention all Stalkers! Come learn about video in online help tonight!

I’m doing a presentation this evening at the STC Silicon Valley monthly meeting on embedding videos into your online help systems. Details are here. The meeting starts at 6:00 PM, and is preceded by our volunteer appreciation ceremony and swearing-in of the new council. It’s also a great place to network!

If you’re in the area and want to come by, do so.

What: Video in Online Help presentation
Where: TechMart: 5201 Great America Parkway, Santa Clara, CA. 408-562-6111
When: 6 PM until about 9 PM tonight, Thursday, June 28, 2007.
Who: Me! And you! And other technical writers in the Bay Area.
Cost: $8 if you’re an STC member and unemployed. $17-40 depending on if you’re a member and if you want beverages only, or if you want dinner, too.

Great things in Videoblogging this week

One of my favorite videoblogs, It’s Jerry Time!, won the Outstanding Broadcast Emmy! (via Steve Garfield). Jerry’s show is hosted on my friend Sean’s service, Vlogcentral. (Shameless plug.)
Jailed (now released) videoblogger Josh Wolf held his own as a guest on The Colbert Report.
And another of my favorite videobloggers, from Michigan, Josh Leo, entered (and won) The Save the Wild UP Video Challenge.

Good things happen when I leave my house, too.

I was in this week’s Podcast from Tech Writer Voices, recorded at the STC conference last week.

Josh Wolf is OUT!!!

Josh Wolf was released today from jail in San Francisco, where he has been jailed longer than any journalist in the history of America ever, for refusing to testify and give evidence against people he was reporting on.

Naturally, being a good vlogger, Josh immediately posted the full video on his blog as soon as he’s out.

Josh is a friend– I saw him last year at Vloggercon, and he’s a good guy. I wish him all the greatest tonight celebrating with friends, and in the coming weeks.

We love you, Josh, and we’re glad you can finally come home.