I posted this over on Mastodon:
Report from last night’s #fabula_ultima game: We were all a little worn out this week, so we did a kind of Session Zero 2.0, where we nailed down some more lore and established how each of us knows our patron, Professor Pewter, who is our quest-giver.
tl;dr: I stole an ID badge to get into the University to steal my bag of tricks and got dragged into a faculty meeting, where “I” was placed on field assignment.