The top donor to my St. Baldrick’s campaign as of noon Pacific time, February 2nd will have the dubious pleasure of choosing my hair color for the next week.
Yes, that’s right. Any color you pick, I will dye my hair. Want me to dye it a nice auburn shade? Done! Want it something more wild? DONE!
If I can’t reach the top donor, my hair color stays the same. Boring brownish-red. Ho-hum.
Don’t let that happen! Make me go green! Or pink! Or bright swirling blue! This is your chance, Internet! Carpe deum!