Someday I will write
Online help system in haiku.
No one will read it.
John and I got G1 phones (the Google phone). They’re pretty cool, and hidden in the user manual, in the “Caring for your Phone” section, are little bits of poetic language, just waiting there as gems for the people who actually DO RTFM. Like “Water will damage your phone and accessories – even a small amount such as water droplets from a soda in your car cup-holder, melting snowflakes, tears of joy….”
Precious. Just… precious. I know there are some folks from Google who drop in on my blog once in a while (and if not, I’m sure someone will find this through… a google search!) so, to the technical writing team over at Google: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!