Virtual Bank Line

I dreamed I pulled off a huge heist, like $90 billion, from the federal reserve (I know, that’s chump change to the feds). In the course of the heist, I got caught, and was shot some 80 times by one of my partners in crime (the inside woman). She died of her injuries (you think I didn’t shoot back?) but I didn’t, and it was discovered that I was “unbreakable” (a la the Bruce Willis movie). In my court case, I pleaded that, since I had superpowers, I should be allowed to use them for good, not evil, and had I known about them, I’m sure I would never have pulled off the heist.

Later, I dreamed we were trying to put a couple of large motorhome/buses into the back field at my mom’s place, and one of them was a bus being towed by a strap which tipped over and landed on its side, breaking all the windows.

I also dreamed that Kirei was totalled, and we needed to get a free replacement. I kept wondering why were bothering, since we didn’t even need or own the car anymore.

Relaxing in Key Largo

My husband and I visited the John Pennekamp State Park, on Key Largo last weekend for snorkeling and relaxation. The snorkeling was okay, the relaxation….

First, let me start out by saying that Saturday was a very frustrating day for me. We drove all day Friday, so John was pretty tired. I was more or less okay, but stress is like the flu; when one of you has it, the other gets it.

We left in the morning, but first I wanted to check on a package I had had shipped ahead of myself. It turns out the RV park hadn’t checked incoming reservations and had refused delivery– not delayed, as the post office claimed on their website, but refused. This necessitated a trip to the post office, which was as casual and carefree as a post office usually is on a Saturday before a holiday weekend.

After much teeth-gnashing, I was able to find out that my package had gone back to the sender. Great. Since there was nothing I could do about it, we got in the car and headed South.

We were only going about twenty miles to the state park on Key Largo. “Only.” Note to anyone heading to the keys this Spring Break: There is a drawbridge early on. Apparently, on nice days, the drawbridge will go up for any boat passing under it. Traffic stops for a full five to eight minutes while the boats go through. Then the drawbridge goes down. About thirty cars go across. Then another boat comes along and the drawbridge goes up. I am not kidding– this bridge is up as much as it is down.

An hour and a half after leaving Florida City, we arrived at our destination, just in time for lunch (1 PM) at a Cuban cafe across the highway from the state park entrance. It was fine. It’s a testament to how pissed off and frustrated I was that my sandwich was covered in mustard, which I detest, but I ate it anyway.

We went into the state park and paid $6 for the two of us to go in. We hadn’t reserved any of the boat tours out to the coral reefs, and we were really just there to relax. I swear. Even after ninety minutes of stop-and-stop traffic, we really just wanted some relaxation!

We first went to the farthest beaches, and found them lacking. They were largely coral and rock composition, not much sand, and no indication of what would be interesting snorkel sights. We headed back to the visitor center and got a map and asked about the wreck. There’s supposedly an old Spanish shipwreck within easy swimming distance. She indicated that it’s marked with a buoy and is inside the swimming area (outside the buoyed-off swimming zone, you need a dive flag to warn boaters not to run you over, which I don’t think we have).

The changing rooms at the park are under construction, so we changed in hot, gloomy tents in which the only light and air came in through the unclosable tent flaps. So, in essence, they were hot, dark canvas rooms that provided no privacy whatsoever.

We settled in and got our fins out. While we were setting up (and before I took off my sandals), someone spotted a small ray or kite in the surf and pointed it out. It looked a lot like a small moving rock (it was probably awesome if you were wearing a mask and floating nearby it). I waded in up to my ankles to see it, drenching my Tevas in salt water. Whoops. Did I mention that they have leather straps. *sigh*

The strap for our years-old disposable waterproof camera (which we have yet to use) fell off, so I gave to John to put in his pocket. We swam out to the buoy and looked around. John said he wanted to dive down to see closer, and I wished him well.

“You have the camera,” I said.

“What camera?” he replied. “That thing fell out two feet into the water. I’m lucky I still have my wedding band!”

*sigh*

There was not much to see of the wreck. Visibility was poor, and it just looked like a mound. On our way back to shore, we saw several fish and some little pink puffs of some kind of sea organism, just floating in the water. We cruised around (looking for the camera, just in case), then got out. Some helpful samaritan had placed our camera on a rock up on the beach! Too bad they didn’t take any pictures!

We sat on the beach and dried off a bit, and actually got some relaxing done. When the shore-land reversal picked up at 4:30 and things started to get very windy, we packed up and returned to the car to head home.

We changed out of our swimsuits in the parking lot. The return drive was much less– closer to 30 minutes– and we were back in plenty of time for Happy Hour.

Book Reviews Available

I recently finished copying my book reviews/reading log from the 50 Book Challenge on LiveJournal over here. I combined all the posts from each month into one monthly post and categorized it under the “BookReviews-text” category. These shouldn’t have been cross-posted to LiveJournal (I didn’t want to get into headaches with backdating or flooding my LJ friends with a bunch of old posts). They contain reviews going back to January of 2004, and cover a wide range of books.

You can search for a book using the Search box on my blog, or wait until I’ve made the comprehensive list of links, which will eventually happen soon. Most of the posts here have Amazon.com links to purchase the book if you become intrigued by the review.

The BookReviews-audio category is still for my audio podcast of book reviews, which languishes without my careful attention. It does not contain reviews of audiobooks.

Pirates enter stage left….

I’m attempting to get a lot of word count done on my Regency romance novel this week. My goal is 20,000 words, which would bring it up to 30,500.

200 words into my writing this morning, and I have this little exchange:

Anna smiled, looking over at Emily. “Remember the trip to Dover?” She turned to Del as Emily blushed harder and buried her nose in her tea cup, her shoulders shaking with laughter. “We took a summer holiday to Dover. I was maybe six, so Emily must have been seven or eight. She wandered off and stowed away on a packet to Calais! Can you imagine?” She laughed. “We laugh now, but I thought Lady Devonshire would die of heart attack when she couldn’t find her little ‘pillow angel’!”

Emily choked down some tea, and tried to compose herself. “I’d hidden behind a barrel and fell asleep. I didn’t wake up until we were already under sail for an hour. But the captain was very kind to me. He flagged down a ship and sent me home on a returning vessel.”

Anna grinned. “Emily!”

Emily’s face turned an almost crimson shade, and the flush colored her neck. Del noticed even her arms seemed pink above her gloves.

“There is more to this story, I suspect,” Del murmured. “Do tell.”

“The returning vessel belonged to Jack Mortenson.”

“No!” Del grinned. “You bandied with pirates at such a young age?”

“Oh, but it’s even more scandalous, Lord Delaval,” Anna prodded.

Emily, still blushing, said, “In transferring me over to the ship, I fell in the water. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking– perhaps I hoped to swim to France after all!”

“So, then… you were rescued by pirates?”

“Oh, nothing like that. I’m an excellent swimmer. But my dress was rather ruined. Fortunately, one of the younger crewmembers was of a size…”

“She came back to shore dressed in breeches and a blouson, with her hair tied up under a scarf made of the remains of her skirts!” Anna laughed heartily, and Emily giggled along with her. “She looked a complete hoyden! I thought her mother was going to expire on the spot!”

Del laughed, wincing. His ribs still hurt from the accident.

I’ve determined that, in essence, my herione’s family is utterly mad and a bit wonderful that way. Except her mother, who is just mad.

And, I have to grin because when I set out to write this, I never once intended to have pirates show up. Not once, not even a little bit.

#8: Another choker

This tatted choker is for ME!

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Same basic idea as the black one I made last week, but in light blue. It’s pretty, but as it turns out, it might be about one half of an inch too big.