I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas….

No, not the ground, which is mostly just wet.

I have had food poisoning all weekend. Stomach cramps, the big D, dehydration, the whole 9 yards. And of course, the dehydration didn’t really set in until today, when it was too late to get any electrolyte drinks. *sigh* John made me a home-made version that tastes just like Pedialyte– just as awful! But it probably saved me a trip to the emergency room, as my body got more and more imbalanced throughout the day.

Merry f’ing Christmas. I should’ve put XMas lights and decorations in my bathroom– I spent more time there than next to the tree today!

[PS: Aside from the constant stomach pain and intermittent dashes to the bathroom, it was a lovely holiday and I got some wonderful gifties which I'll tell you all about... tomorrow.]