Top Ten Things to Do With a Fruitcake
09-Dec-05
My annual holiday humor post. Enjoy!
Drink. Run. Drink.
09-Dec-05
I went to the Santa Cruz Hash House Harriers’ club meeting last night. Whee. Drank a beer. Ran 1.6 miles without my inhaler (ouch). The trail went in a big loop and ended up in the same parking garage where we started. Drank a Kamikaze. Drank two half beers (Pabst Blue Piss– I object to drinking bad beer on principle) in the “hazing” part of the night. Cops arrived (hahahahah– we totally needed the cops there) about 2 seconds after someone had announced where the after-hash party would be. Dispersed to restaurant. Hung out, ate dinner (drank nothing but water), chatted with people until about 10. Went home. Nobody got a ticket. Nobody got arrested.
Woke up this morning with a headache and backache. My back is really sore, probably from the spontaneous running yesterday. Still, I had a really fun time on the run, which was half run, half walk, since we lost the trail a few times and had to go back to find it.