Milpitas Sucks
Thursday, March 31st, 2005Well, actually, people who live and/or work in Milpitas suck.
Why?
Here’s why:
On Tuesday, I went to lunch. It was cheap movie seat day and Spring Break, so the movie theatre next to the deli was very busy. Parking was hard, but not impossible to find. I parked 2 rows away and walked over.
I passed a minivan that was parked in a handicapped spot. No disabled plate. No placard. No sign. Three able-bodied people– two teenaged boys and a middle aged woman– got out and walked over to the movie theatre. They did not notice my evil eye.
I then saw them, as I got closer to the theatre, walking back towards the car. Ah, I thought. They have realized their error and are going to move the car. I went into the deli for lunch.
I got out an hour later and walked to my car. The fucking minivan was still there! An hour later. Clearly, they had gone back to the car to get their illicit jujubees and then had returned to the theatre. Fucktards.
But my wrath is not over with.
This morning, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. On my way in, I parked in the spot next to the handicapped spot and made sure I actually left enough room between the front of my car and the curb cut so a wheelchair could get through. The handicapped spot at this place is very poorly marked– the signs aren’t really clear and the blue paint is very faded, but it’s still a spot.
As I come out, a thirtysomething jackass in a red sports car (how cliche can you get) pulls into the handicapped spot. I, being a good Samaritan and figuring he must not have interpreted the fading blue paint correctly call out “you know that’s a handicapped spot?” I figure, after all, that only ignorance would prompt an able-bodied person to park in a spot set aside for the disabled, especially when the fines are so high ($175 the first and last time John made this mistake).
His response? “I know– I’m only going to be five seconds.”
Coincidentally, it took me as long to get my latte into my cup holder and my seatbelt on as it took him inside the gas station, so he really was only about thirty seconds. But even so.
This actually isn’t that uncommon. Milpitas is a heavily Asian community, and I’ve noticed especially in the Asian market parking lot that (1) there is never enough parking, no matter what time of day you go there (huh? the parking lot is huge!) and (2) people just do not give a damn if the spot is designated for disabled, and (3) the Milpitas police don’t give a damn, either.
I really need to get the “nobody is on fire” phone number for the Milpitas police station so I can call these fuckers in. Hey, it’s an easy $175 fine that they can levy against wrongdoers, and makes Milpitas just a little bit nicer for those who can’t get around so easy.
