Update on Hammer, dog “stuff”
09-Mar-04
Hammer has sprained his back knee.
Everyone: “Awwwww! Poor Doggie!!!”
Okay, thank you. I am slightly amused by this– Dog, you are eleven years old. When you limp, it should be because you have arthritis, not because you “overdid it” frolicking at the dog park on Sunday. Act your age, please.
Yes, I’m a horrible dogmom for being amused by my dog’s discomfort. On the other hand, try to understand how incredibly relieved I am that this is just a “rest for three weeks” thing and not a “gradual decline” thing. Mind you, getting Hammer to *not run* for three weeks is a chore unto itself– it seems that as soon as he feels better he wants to gallivant around as much as possible.
I do, however, have to get him a ramp now, for getting into John’s Jeep. They run $99-189, depending largely on where you buy it, apparently (I’ve found the same one for $119 to $189 at different websites). We’ve known that was coming for a while now– John is checking the Santa Cruz PetSmart right now, and will call me when he gets to work. I’m going to check the Milpitas one if he didn’t find one, and order it online if this one is a bust.
Oh, and I’ve decided to call Doody Deeds and find out what they would charge for regular service (found it: $9/week for 1 dog). I’ve come to realize that my time is more valuable than shovelling poop in the backyard.
And for anyone who thinks I’m spoiled about this, please consider that, if you had a baby and could spend $10/week for someone else to change your baby’s diapers, you would pass that money over so fast, it’d leave a green streak.