Three things that scare me
1. Underwater cave diving
2. Being alone forever
3. Really bad poverty
Three things I don’t understand
1. Physics
2. Math
3. Penny Arcade and its fans
Three things I like rather a lot
1. Writing
2. John (my husband, you dork)
3. the ocean
Three things I hate
1. Pollution
2. SMOKERS!!!!
3. Everything about the current Presidential Administration
Three things I’d like to learn
1. Jazz piano
2. Another language
3. How to fly a plane
Three things I am wearing right now
1. The 6-gore camping skirt I made
2. A floppy beige hat I bought in Evanston when I was a teen
3. Black sandals
Three things on my desk (other than the computer)
1. An empty water bottle
2. A stuffed Cthulhu
3. A mug that says “Ladies’ Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society”
Three things I want to do before I die
1. Visit a really exotic place on Earth (like Antarctica, but less cold!)
2. Go into outer space
3. Publish a book of fiction
Three ways to describe my personality
1. Outgoing
2. Opinionated
3. Smart
Three bad things about my personality
1. Did I mention opinionated?
2. Self-centered (to a rather high degree)
3. I talk a lot
Three parts of my heritage
1. Scottish
2. English
3. Insane
Three things I like about my body
1. My legs are teh hott!
2. My skin is really smooth and soft and rarely gets blemishes
3. My hands do a lot for me.
Three things I don’t like about my body
1. My weight
2. My hair is pretty wretched
3. I’m not so wild about my butt.
Three things most people I’m around now don’t know about me
1. I used to want to be an actress
2. I sponsor a child through Childreach International
3. I don’t
Three things I say the most
1. So, there ya go.
2. Stay in your own lane, fucker!
3. I’m just saying….
Three places I want to go
1. Hawaii
2. The International Space Station
3. Africa
Three names I go by
1. Stephanie
2. Mortaine (online)
3. Steph
Three online ID names I have had
1. scottrell
2. solwyn
3. mortaine
