Thanksgiving

I am cooking Thanksgiving dinner today.

I decided to make some squash. Butternut, hollowed out, with pureed yellow squash and rasins, baked at 350.

There’s a slight problem, though.

Butternut, hollowed out, leaves a nice hollow area that is large and roung at one end, and then straight and long….

It looks like a penis.

I’m serving penis-squash.

To my guests, who include:
John, my husband (who won’t eat it anyway)
My brother and his boyfriend
Two of my female friends (who are married. to each other).

Today, I will be thankful if I can serve dinner without bursting into laughter and blushing so bright you can hear it a mile away.