Dear Headache
23-Sep-03
Please go away.
I did not ask for you.
I already have enough pain because I have to wear a bra today, and the only clean one doesn’t always fit right, and the little adjuster for the strap is digging into my back, which I hate, which is why I usually buy bras that have those in the front, but I didn’t for this one, and now it hurts and chafes, and I know John’s gonna look at my back tonight and say “what the hell happened?” And I’ll have to say “well, this was the only clean bra I had–” and he’ll be guilty and sad because he didn’t do laundry, and he’ll forget to do it tonight too, so what will I wear tomorrow, now that I’ve gone through even the uncomfortable bra?
Yes. The headache can go away now. Please?
