Most ineffective spam header evar

OK, here’s a good way for me to know when something is spam:

Subject: You left your umbrella.

Now, granted, it did drizzle a bit yesterday, but we’re not really expecting umbrella weather for 4 or 5 months at this point.

But to add to the “I don’t even know where you might possibly be living” spin on this one, there’s also the “I don’t know you at all” spin.

Anyone who knows me knows that I do not carry an umbrella. Ever.