A Very Large Deck of Cards

If I ever find the people who decided that selling the “Iraq’s Most Wanted” playing cards as a collector’s item was a good idea, I’m adding their names and faces to the deck.

And if I ever find out who decided that this would be the Best Spam Idea Ever, I am going to add them to the deck and personally hunt them down and beat them to death with an Amway catalog. Which will take a LONG fucking time, but will be very satisfying personally.